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So you wanna get a free sample chapter of my new book, Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude? Just fill out this form, and I’ll send it to you.

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I’m looking forward to you reading the chapter. If you like it, you can preorder at and feel free to tell me what you think: [email protected]


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