Speaker | Writer | Human | Animagus

Speaker | Writer | Human | Animagus

Tom’s Brand New Book

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

It’s finally here, the book five years in the making. Get your free sample chapter, or purchase the book now.

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Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart.

These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover parts of the Bible they don’t teach in Sunday school – but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

This is Tom

This is Tom

World’s Number One Glutard

So I have a website all about me. I don’t want to lie, I’m a little embarrassed by it. I decided not to write this in the third person because you know it’s me writing anyway, so I’m not going to pretend that some doting fan decided to write my bio, or that I have a dedicated team of low-paid assistants to help me. I am my own low-paid assistant.

Anyway, who am I? I am a guy who loves Jesus and loves telling people about Jesus. I have been working in youth ministry for the past sixteen years and may keep going for another sixteen. I have a Bachelor of Theology so you can be sure I’m pretty darn smart. I currently have a day job where I get to speak to thousands of young people about Jesus every year. I’ve been privileged to preach at many youth groups, camps, conferences, and churches. Once, I even preached in a corn field in Kenya. Many corn cobs experienced significant life change as a result.

I have written a book about all the rude bits of the Bible, which will be published in May 2018.

I made this website so that if people want to access my preaching, my blog, or the Bible studies I’ve written, they can find them all in one handy place. If you want to book me to speak at an event, you can do that too. Eventually, you will be able to buy my book here too.

I have an excellent wife, and I live in Melbourne.

You can follow me on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.

"Tom is my favourite son."

Jane French